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‘A Week of Headlines from Rumor Mill, Hyrule’s Most Popular News Publication!’

So I’ve been working on these silly little drawings on twitter, posting these (almost) daily. (there are a few days I wanna catch up on, but I’m confident they’ll be every bit as FUN AS THE FIRST ONES!!!)

***click on the images to read the headlines!

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

EDIT:

Turns out mobile users can’t see the captions SO here they are, in order:

1. ‘Local Wild Man Power Naps and Sets Fire to Food, then Self, Sleeps Through Entire Event’
   

2. ‘Local Wild Man Upset His Beauty is Easily Upstaged’
   

3. ‘Local Hylian Man Discovers His Aversion to Seafood Completely Unfounded’
   
4. ‘Local Man Finds Fish Fetish Alive And Well After 100 Year Coma’
   
5. ‘Tiny Terror in Tarrey Town: ‘He Won’t Get Down,’ Residents Say, ‘He Likes To Be Tall.‘’
   
6. ‘EXCLUSIVE: Interview with Princess Zelda! “Oh sure, I hold Ganon’s balls for a century, meanwhile Sleeping Beauty over here goes glamping.“’
   
7. ‘CAUGHT!! Hyrule’s Champion Link Spotted Fleeing Zora Prince Sidon’s Chambers!!!’
   

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